I AM A VERY BUSY SCIENTIST

• Question: this blog is dead. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  No you’re dead

• Question: This is the perfect time to take a picture of Dib. Your home right? Why don't you take a random picture of him? Save and cherish his Dibness as much as you like. He might go through a random growth spurt tomorrow and you won't remember what he looked like today. And that is just very sad. :( - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Dib hasn’t showered in days and I’m almost sure he wouldn’t appreciate me cherish a moment like that.

• Question: Wel, now dibs a vampire, so he will bite you. Or at least try to. Just look at him. Don't look into his yes though. He's a vampire. Sick in front of the mirror. Not the bathroom mirror. It won't work. Because it will. Use another mirror. Or a camera. Not dibs webcam. Or his other camera. He will show up on Both of them. So don't use them. Just look at his blog. You never do that. Obviously. And the people he's following. Just do it. It won't take very long. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  I haven’t been in his room in a while…

• Question: *singing parody of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses* Welcome to the chem lab. We got fun n games. Just bring in anything you got and it'll end up in flames. We're the people who combine reactants A and B to make C. Just beware, there are smells that will bring you to your knees in the chem lab. Welcome to the chem lab. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  

• Question: Just don't let Dib bite you. Although, that might be the only way you'll believe him. Or maybe not. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Dib hasn’t had a biting problem since he was 2. I’m VERY PROUD OF HIM!

• Question: *a naked man comes in swinging from a vine* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *crashes into the wall* - Anonymous
• Answer:

  

Oh, my.

Is it it Valentine’s Day? Hahaha, I hadn’t noticed.

• Question: I creep people out because I can see in the dark....What do you say...? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  ARE YOU A CATBEAST? I NEED TO RUN SOME TESTS.